March 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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February 2012
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So. I tried writing on here every once in awhile about roller derby, physical therapy, etc. since I’m starting to have more followers from derby. But quite honestly, I think I want to go back to this being exclusively fandom fun-times and political rants. SO. One time only - I’m sharing the link to my derby blog. If anyone is here exclusively to hear the occasional story from practice,...
Okay fine, here's a link to the penis. Enjoy!! :D →
Is he wearing suit-jamas?
It sounds ridiculous but my dog was sick with a puppy disease called parvo and...
– Robert Pattinson on the greatest extravagance he did with his money. (via iwillbeyourgoal)
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My alarm will go off in less than four and a half...
I should probably try this whole sleep thing sometime soon.
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They are starting their careers in the worst economy since the Great Depression....
– Why the Birth Control Issue Stings—David Frum - The Daily Beast (h/t Andrew Sullivan)
Also worth reading: Abortionomics, When Choice is a Necessity.
Jobs?
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