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moreinsanerer:

w e l p.

Thanks to the company that owns my day job getting sold, I no longer have one. In situations like this, I have seen many of my Tumblr comrades offer art commissions.

I am not an artist — at least not in the drawing/painting/digital sense of the word. At least not one skilled enough that I’d feel okay charging money for it.

I am a musician and songwriter.

^wat up.

So I’m going to try something that I’ve seen less people attempt but sounds like a ball and a half: SONG COMMISSIONS!

DA RULEZ:

• $20 per minute
• So a 2-minute song would be $40 and a 4-minute song would be $80
• So basically tell me the maximum amount you’re willing to pay and I will write a song of that length or shorter
• If you give me a 2-minute limit and a song ends up being 2:15 or like 2:02 don’t worry about those extra seconds we cool
• You choose the topic!
• You could have a theme song for your fanfic
• Think about it
• NO DOCTOR WHO
• Not because I don’t like Doctor Who but I have a band and all my Doctor Who songwriting skillz must go to them
• When your song is finished and payment has gone through you will receive a recording of me singing YOUR SONG accompanied by acoustic guitar
• You are free to do anything with this recording except sell it yourself
• So yeah send it to all your friends, post it on your website or blog, idgaf as long as you don’t charge for it
• I reserve all rights to record it professionally, put it on an album and sell it myself if it turns out to be superawesome

If you need evidence of my skills I have already released a solo album (/surreptitiously drops link to another place where you can give me money).

If you want to know which fandoms I’m most familiar with you can check my blog (although I am 100% willing to write non-fandom songs as well).

If you have any questions or would like to commission a song, drop a note in my ask!

elsiesnuffin:

specialjlyman:

blergedandlawyered:

Don’t watch The West Wing. You will get feelings and die.

Oh yes, but what a glorious death it will be.

If you don’t watch The West Wing because you think it’ll be too hard? Well god tumblr, then I don’t even want to know you.

The more I read the Federalist Papers, the more I fall in love with James Madison.